Tina *December 2004*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
June 23, 1988
If You Throw Your Cat Out The Car Window Does It Become Kitty Litter?:
I think it would become Kitty Splatter..but you could call it Kitty Litter if ya want...
Female..y'know, the kind with the boobs ^_^
I don't discriminate against the genders (just the people)
Do You Need A Silencer To Shoot A Mime?:
Yes. That way they can hear it coming.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
Regularly for a year or so
How Do Blind People Know When They Are Done Wiping?:
They use their noses in this really complicated scientific manner that would make your head explode if you attempted to understand it
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
many many people. Actually..only one, but shhh, He doesn't know (bwahaha) wait..yes, He does..damn..oh well
How Can It Be Ass Hot As Hell One Day And Cold As Hell The Next?:
Because Hell is a chick and can't make up her damned mind
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
shh, not in front of the children
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Usually..they just don't know what goes on (and someone help me if they ever find out)
I'm So Goth ... :
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?:
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To give life meaning
<tinathenerd AT gmail DOT com> (spam me and die)
('cause i'm lame and can't make a cool homepage)
Comments / Quotes:
The most difficult thing you can do is watch the person you love love someone else.
I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
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