Mr. Penis *April 2000*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Mr. Penis
Nick Name(s):
Dick, Cock, Willie, One Eyes Trouser Snake, Bald Man, Monkey, Chicken, John Thomas, Mr. Happy, Jimmy, etc.
DOB:
That Faithful Day I SPRUNG *Bong* To Like..I Cant Remember When My Mind Was On OTHER THINGS ( o Y o )
Favorite Body Part:
Need We Ask That... OK If You Must. My Favorite Body Part Is A Woman !!!
Sex:
WELL DUH
Sexual Preference:
Any Where... Any Hole... Any Time
LATEX OR LAMBSKIN:
I Do It NAKED!!!!!
Marital Status:
Currently Attached To Nuts
Best Friend(s):
As Long As Anyone Can Remember
What Happens To The Light When You Flip The Switch Off:
A Crazy Pair Of NUTS
Favorite Color:
PUSSY PINK
Favorite Character:
ME
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
(STANDS AT ATTENTION) OF COURSE
Name Three Of You're Best Character Traits:
8" , Always Alert, Once I Start Something I FINISH Her,errrrrr I MEAN IT, NO MATTER WHAT !!!
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
WHAT EVERY PENIS ALWAYS WANTS...
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Looks Up, He Brings Me Here Ever F*CKING Weekend
I'm So Goth ... :
Im So Goth I Cum Cobwebs
Why Is Water Wet:
Anytime Im Around Things Get Wet.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
Life Is Like A Dick, When It Gets HARD F*CK It
E-Mail:
EAT@DICK.com
If You Could Do Any Cast Member, Who Would It Be:
MIDNIGHT INSANITY!!!
Homepage:
http://www.zooass.com/mrpenis/main.shtml
Comments / Quotes:
UM EAT A DICK, TIMMY, Madonna, FLAMING BAGS OF SHIT, SEX, TWO ... And Everything Else Annoying That Can Be Said
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