Vince *June 1999*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Vince Valdez
Nick Name(s):
QT, Big Benny DJ BENNY, BENNY, DRAMA QUEEN
DOB:
June 18, 1984
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
no, cuz adults get to get laid, and infants just lay there
Sex:
oh hell yea, 24/7 BABY!!! I'M A GUY, AND I LOVE OTHER GUYS!!!
Sexual Preference:
MEN WITH BIG DICKS!!!
Marital Status:
SINGLE, AND IF YOUR LUCKY, I'M AVAILABLE TO YOU
Where do the ripples in the water go?
TO CLUB RIPPLES!!! WITH ALL THE FINE ASS FAGS!!!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
SINCE FEBURARY/MARCH
Favorite Color:
BLUE/BLACK
Why do we say something is out of whack?
CUZ IT'S NOT RIGHT
What is a whack?
SOMETHING STUPID
Favorite Character:
FRANK/COLUMBIA
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
ALL THE TIME, EVEN ON MY VIRGIN NIGHT WHEN I PINCHED HER LIPS, I FANTASAZIED ABOUT DOING A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THAT!!!
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
I WANT YOU, I REALLY WANT YOU, CAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME HOW I WANT IT, HOW I REALLY WANT IT?
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
HELL NO!!!!
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?It's just stale bread to begin with:
SO IT DOES'T GET UNSTAILED???
I'm So Goth ... :
I'm So Goth I eat dust and fart cobwebs
What's The Meaning Of Life:
TO HAVE LOTS OF SEX, AND ENJOY IT, AND LIVE IT THE WAY YOU WANT TO, TO ITS FULLEST, AND ENJOY IT.
E-Mail:
GAYQT69@AOL.COM
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?:
CUZ LINGERIE IS LUSTY, AND LUST IS DIFFERENT THEN LOVE, LIKE FUCKING IS DIFFERENT FROM MAKING LOVE
Homepage:
HTTP://HOMETOWN.AOL.COM/DJBENNY
Comments / Quotes:
I LOVE YOU MEAGAN, MARK, BOB, MICHEAL, AUDREE, ASHLEY, JESSEE, JASON, CANDICE, KRISTEN, MYSELF OF COURSE, AND ANYONE I FORGOT, CUZ I'M AN IDIOT WITH OUT A BRAIN, AND CAN'T REMEMBER NAMES WHEN I NEED TO, BUT IF I KNOW YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
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