Tamara *July 1999*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Tamara Lee Burris
Princess, Barbie, Austin Powers, That Redhaired Chick
If God Didnt Want Us To Eat Animals, Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat:
Because he knew he f*cked up when he created vegetables
12/3/78, the day the world REALLY began...I accept gifts year round
Yay, I get sex too? This audience member of the month thing really has its perks!!!
:::BoB Breaks Down In Tears:::
Thong Or Full Back:
::sigh:: if I must wear some, it will be a thong
yes I prefer sex... oh, I get it! I prefer sex with men (and it's a plus if they look good in makeup)
Hmm... has Hell frozen over yet? no? Then I'm still single.
Why Is It That If Someone Tells You There Are A Billion Stars In The Galaxy You Believe Them. But If They Tell You The Wall Has Wet Paint You Have To Touch To Make Sure:
Because I like touching wet places. Besides, I took astronomy.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
hmm, life before Rocky is a bit fuzzy, but I think possibly about 5 months or so
PINK ALL THE WAY!!! Although you can't go wrong with the
combination either...and then there's
.... oh f*ck it, my favorite color is
If Someone Says A Penny For Your Thoughts And You Put Your Two Cents In Where Does The Extra Penny Go:
The person takes the extra penny and adds it to their Tamara shrine because it was given to them by ME
Characters in general? Any who suck blood (I have a vampire fetish)... but as for Rocky I gotta go Frankie.
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
who doesn't? (anyone who raises their hand here is just shy)
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
I really really really wanna #2 combo from McDonalds right now....and oh yeah, a silver convertible.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
I don't even know where I am so I don't see how they could know either...
I'm So Goth ... :
I'm So Goth that...uh...that....oh yeah, I forgot I'm not goth.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To leave your mark upon the world without using a black trenchcoat and pipe bombs
If I ever become computer literate I might make one someday but until that day cums you must use your imaginations.
How Many Cups Of Sugar Does It Take To Get To The Moon:
I'm so sweet already that I don't need any sugar to get there. I just tell the moon to come to me. It respects my authoritah.
Comments / Quotes:
It's not that life is short, it's just that you're dead for a really long time. So live life to please yourself and not anyone else and make sure you have as much fun as possible, OK?
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