Midnight Insanity -- Fan of the Month

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:

Name: Tamara Lee Burris

Nick Name(s): Princess, Barbie, Austin Powers, That Redhaired Chick

If God Didnt Want Us To Eat Animals, Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat: Because he knew he f*cked up when he created vegetables

DOB: 12/3/78, the day the world REALLY began...I accept gifts year round

Sex: Yay, I get sex too? This audience member of the month thing really has its perks!!! :::BoB Breaks Down In Tears:::

Thong Or Full Back: ::sigh:: if I must wear some, it will be a thong

Sexual Preference: yes I prefer sex... oh, I get it! I prefer sex with men (and it's a plus if they look good in makeup)

Marital Status: Hmm... has Hell frozen over yet? no? Then I'm still single.

Why Is It That If Someone Tells You There Are A Billion Stars In The Galaxy You Believe Them. But If They Tell You The Wall Has Wet Paint You Have To Touch To Make Sure: Because I like touching wet places. Besides, I took astronomy.

How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: hmm, life before Rocky is a bit fuzzy, but I think possibly about 5 months or so

Favorite Color: PINK ALL THE WAY!!! Although you can't go wrong with the red-and-black combination either...and then there's silver.... oh f*ck it, my favorite color is rainbow ok?

If Someone Says A Penny For Your Thoughts And You Put Your Two Cents In Where Does The Extra Penny Go: The person takes the extra penny and adds it to their Tamara shrine because it was given to them by ME

Favorite Character: Characters in general? Any who suck blood (I have a vampire fetish)... but as for Rocky I gotta go Frankie.

Do You Fantasize About BoB: who doesn't? (anyone who raises their hand here is just shy)

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: I really really really wanna #2 combo from McDonalds right now....and oh yeah, a silver convertible.

Do Your Parents Know You're Here: I don't even know where I am so I don't see how they could know either...

I'm So Goth ... : I'm So Goth that...uh...that....oh yeah, I forgot I'm not goth.

What's The Meaning Of Life: To leave your mark upon the world without using a black trenchcoat and pipe bombs

E-Mail: StarTamara@aol.com

Homepage: If I ever become computer literate I might make one someday but until that day cums you must use your imaginations.

How Many Cups Of Sugar Does It Take To Get To The Moon: I'm so sweet already that I don't need any sugar to get there. I just tell the moon to come to me. It respects my authoritah.

Comments / Quotes:

It's not that life is short, it's just that you're dead for a really long time. So live life to please yourself and not anyone else and make sure you have as much fun as possible, OK?