Fan of the Month

Princess Tamara
Tamara *July 1999*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Tamara Lee Burris
  • Nick Name(s): Princess, Barbie, Austin Powers, That Redhaired Chick
  • If God Didnt Want Us To Eat Animals, Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat: Because he knew he f*cked up when he created vegetables
  • DOB: 12/3/78, the day the world REALLY began...I accept gifts year round
  • Sex: Yay, I get sex too? This audience member of the month thing really has its perks!!!  :::BoB Breaks Down In Tears:::
  • Thong Or Full Back: ::sigh:: if I must wear some, it will be a thong
  • Sexual Preference: yes I prefer sex... oh, I get it! I prefer sex with men (and it's a plus if they look good in makeup)
  • Marital Status: Hmm... has Hell frozen over yet? no? Then I'm still single.
  • Why Is It That If Someone Tells You There Are A Billion Stars In The Galaxy You Believe Them. But If They Tell You The Wall Has Wet Paint You Have To Touch To Make Sure: Because I like touching wet places. Besides, I took astronomy.
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: hmm, life before Rocky is a bit fuzzy, but I think possibly about 5 months or so
  • Favorite Color: PINK ALL THE WAY!!! Although you can't go wrong with the red-and-black combination either...and then there's silver.... oh f*ck it, my favorite color is rainbow ok?
  • If Someone Says A Penny For Your Thoughts And You Put Your Two Cents In Where Does The Extra Penny Go: The person takes the extra penny and adds it to their Tamara shrine because it was given to them by ME
  • Favorite Character: Characters in general? Any who suck blood (I have a vampire fetish)... but as for Rocky I gotta go Frankie.
  • Do You Fantasize About BoB: who doesn't? (anyone who raises their hand here is just shy)
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: I really really really wanna #2 combo from McDonalds right now....and oh yeah, a silver convertible.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: I don't even know where I am so I don't see how they could know either...
  • I'm So Goth ... : I'm So Goth that...uh...that....oh yeah, I forgot I'm not goth.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: To leave your mark upon the world without using a black trenchcoat and pipe bombs
  • E-Mail:
  • Homepage: If I ever become computer literate I might make one someday but until that day cums you must use your imaginations.
  • How Many Cups Of Sugar Does It Take To Get To The Moon: I'm so sweet already that I don't need any sugar to get there. I just tell the moon to come to me. It respects my authoritah.
  • Comments / Quotes:
      It's not that life is short, it's just that you're dead for a really long time. So live life to please yourself and not anyone else and make sure you have as much fun as possible, OK?

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