Midnight Insanity -- Fan of the Month

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:

Name: Sarah

Nick Name(s): Linaeri, Linnie, Sawah, ummm...WOMAN (as the case may be)

DOB: 9/9 - Virgo (far from virginal, i'd like to think!)

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? sure, and its dinner for the poor farmer family for the next 2 weeks.

Sex: woohoo. i get sex too?! right on.

Sexual Preference: BoB. (no i will NOT eat a dick! I love little girls... they make me feel so good!)

Ginger or Maryanne: Maryanne all the way [as if you had to ask]

Marital Status: certainly not married.

How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: activity, the past 3 months. but on and off for about a year.

Have you ever been an intern at the white house? does it LOOK like i have a cigar up my cooch?

Favorite Color: i perfer the bruise palette of black, red, and purple.

Favorite Character: columbia

Do You Fantasize About BoB: of course i do. especially when she is tied up to my bed naked. whoops. damn. i don't think anyone was suppose to know why BoB is unavailable on Friday night

If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred? I plead the 5th due to the disturbing nature of this question

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: i want you to..... EAT A DICK!

Do Your Parents Know You're Here: only because BoB picks me up, and mum loves her more than me. *grumble*

I'm So Goth ... : I'M SO GOTH I'M FUCKING A MORTICIAN!!!!!! (i love you BoB, really, i do!)

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? CHAR!!!!! (say cheese, "CHAR!!!")

What's The Meaning Of Life: *GiGGLES* its a secret!

E-Mail: sarah@thebobshow.com

Do fish have taste buds? the lesbian fish do.

Homepage: http://asphyxia.org / http://thebobshow.com

Comments / Quotes:

i think i'm suppose to be saying hi to other people. i don't really want to. why? because this is MY TIME TO SHINE! *I* AM SPECIAL THIS MONTH! This section is for ME ME ME ME. BUT, since i'm a loving person, i shall name a few select souls who attempt to beat me into order, namely BoB, cos I love her even though she stole my gameboy. ;) Also Kiki, Mike, Meagan (who never replies to emails *cry*), Ed, CRAIG my fellow rocky bitch of the month, Bill, who shares the 15yr old girl syndrome with me, Jen, Johnny, ALEX, other people too.