Craig *January 2000*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Craig
Nick Name(s):
Perkh
What Do Noises Taste Like:
Like moon pies
DOB:
august 3rd, 1982
Sex:
uhhh... ok, ill refrain from making any obvious remarks.
Sexual Preference:
anyone that isnt disgusted by me
Ginger or Maryanne:
Maryanne all the way [as if you had to ask]
Marital Status:
Single and planning to stay that way!!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
since February 24th, 1999
Favorite Color:
Purple
If You Were Stranded On A Desert Island With Our Janet, Colleen, Would You Resort To Cannibalism:
Yes, hell-fucking yes
Favorite Character:
Riff-Raff [its that long blonde man of his, *gurgle*]
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
Yes *lowers head in shame*
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
Big-breasted women to fall from the sky for me
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Yes, but if you ask them, theyll deny it
If Olive Oil Is Made Out Of Olives What Is Baby Oil Made Out Of:
babies [logically]
I'm So Goth ... :
Even my cum is black
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To exhaust every saturday night/sunday morning at Rocky
E-Mail:
csilver777@goth.net
Homepage:
n/a
If You Were A Martini Would You Be Wet Or Dry:
Neither, i'd be a Hooch
Comments / Quotes:
It's Allways darkest before it gets pitch-fucking black
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