Fan of the Month

Craig *January 2000*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Craig
  • Nick Name(s): Perkh
  • What Do Noises Taste Like: Like moon pies
  • DOB: august 3rd, 1982
  • Sex: uhhh... ok, ill refrain from making any obvious remarks.
  • Sexual Preference: anyone that isnt disgusted by me
  • Ginger or Maryanne: Maryanne all the way [as if you had to ask]
  • Marital Status: Single and planning to stay that way!!
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: since February 24th, 1999
  • Favorite Color: Purple
  • If You Were Stranded On A Desert Island With Our Janet, Colleen, Would You Resort To Cannibalism: Yes, hell-fucking yes
  • Favorite Character: Riff-Raff [its that long blonde man of his, *gurgle*]
  • Do You Fantasize About BoB: Yes *lowers head in shame*
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: Big-breasted women to fall from the sky for me
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Yes, but if you ask them, theyll deny it
  • If Olive Oil Is Made Out Of Olives What Is Baby Oil Made Out Of: babies [logically]
  • I'm So Goth ... : Even my cum is black
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: To exhaust every saturday night/sunday morning at Rocky
  • E-Mail:
  • Homepage: n/a
  • If You Were A Martini Would You Be Wet Or Dry: Neither, i'd be a Hooch
  • Comments / Quotes:
      It's Allways darkest before it gets pitch-fucking black

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