Midnight Insanity -- Fan of the Month

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:

Name: Jakob D. Christenson

Nick Name(s): Mojo El Diablo

DOB: 06-16-78

Where Do the Words Go When You Erase Them: Um...I have no idea. They just die.

Sex: Yes please!

Sexual Preference: Alien women (I especially loooooove Angelina Jolie).

Why Do We Park On Drive Ways And Drive On Park Ways: This space left intentionally blank

Marital Status: Single and need sex bad!

How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: I don't remember. If I do, I'll call you.

What Happens To The Light When You Flip The Switch Off: I try to think of a place of reason and um.. what was the question again?

Favorite Color: Black (obviously)

Favorite Character: Frank N. Furter

Do You Fantasize About BoB: Yes...Amazonian women really turn me on.

No Im Not A Cop, What Can I Get For Fifty Dollars Um...A good hand job in Mexico.

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: I want Angelina Jolie served in a silver platter for my amuzement.

Do Your Parents Know You're Here: They force me to leave the house.

I'm So Goth ... : I barf black and wrote the Declaration of Instagoth

Blondes Or Red Heads: Red Heads...I love the fire crotch (even though I like it totally bare, like my head).

What's The Meaning Of Life: War is funner than sex. Try beating the crap out of your FTF (Friend That Fucks)and see how much of an orgasm you get. Another meaning of life is a quote by the Clown Prince of Crime (yes, Joker) Maddness is like an emergency exit...

E-Mail: mojoeldiablo@hotmail.com

How Many Licks Would It Take To Get To The Center Of A Mojo: We're gonna' have to find out, aren't we?

Homepage: http://www.batmanbeyond.net/

Comments / Quotes:

"I am a hero hunter, I hunt heroes, haven't found any yet..."-Marshal Law
"I can't believe you got Jesus tattooed on you dick...That's so when I am boning some body, they'll say I had Jesus inside me..." -Doom Generation
"Yeah I pretty, but not as pretty as a couple of titties..."- Gary Oldman, True Romance
"...But I am a slut mother"- Honey Lauren, Men Cry Bullets
"This...is my boom stick!"- Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
"Gimmi the seamen or you'll be screaming"- The Rhymer, Underground Comedy Movie