Jakob *March 2000*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Jakob D. Christenson
Mojo El Diablo
Where Do the Words Go When You Erase Them:
Um...I have no idea. They just die.
Alien women (I especially loooooove Angelina Jolie).
Why Do We Park On Drive Ways And Drive On Park Ways:
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Single and need sex bad!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
I don't remember. If I do, I'll call you.
What Happens To The Light When You Flip The Switch Off:
I try to think of a place of reason and um.. what was the question again?
Frank N. Furter
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
Yes...Amazonian women really turn me on.
No Im Not A Cop, What Can I Get For Fifty Dollars
Um...A good hand job in Mexico.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
I want Angelina Jolie served in a silver platter for my amuzement.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
They force me to leave the house.
I'm So Goth ... :
I barf black and wrote the
Declaration of Instagoth
Blondes Or Red Heads:
Red Heads...I love the fire crotch (even though I like it totally bare, like my head).
What's The Meaning Of Life:
War is funner than sex. Try beating the crap out of your FTF (Friend That Fucks)and see how much of an orgasm you get. Another meaning of life is a quote by the Clown Prince of Crime (yes, Joker) Maddness is like an emergency exit...
How Many Licks Would It Take To Get To The Center Of A Mojo:
We're gonna' have to find out, aren't we?
Comments / Quotes:
Too many to list...
"I am a hero hunter, I hunt heroes, haven't found any yet..."-Marshal Law
"I can't believe you got Jesus tattooed on you dick...That's so when I am boning some body, they'll say I had Jesus inside me..." -Doom Generation
"Yeah I pretty, but not as pretty as a couple of titties..."- Gary Oldman, True Romance
"...But I am a slut mother"- Honey Lauren, Men Cry Bullets
"This...is my boom stick!"- Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
"Gimmi the seamen or you'll be screaming"- The Rhymer, Underground Comedy Movie
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