Fan of the Month

Jakob *March 2000*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Jakob D. Christenson
  • Nick Name(s): Mojo El Diablo
  • DOB: 06-16-78
  • Where Do the Words Go When You Erase Them: Um...I have no idea. They just die.
  • Sex: Yes please!
  • Sexual Preference: Alien women (I especially loooooove Angelina Jolie).
  • Why Do We Park On Drive Ways And Drive On Park Ways: This space left intentionally blank
  • Marital Status: Single and need sex bad!
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: I don't remember. If I do, I'll call you.
  • What Happens To The Light When You Flip The Switch Off: I try to think of a place of reason and um.. what was the question again?
  • Favorite Color: Black (obviously)
  • Favorite Character: Frank N. Furter
  • Do You Fantasize About BoB: Yes...Amazonian women really turn me on.
  • No Im Not A Cop, What Can I Get For Fifty Dollars Um...A good hand job in Mexico.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: I want Angelina Jolie served in a silver platter for my amuzement.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: They force me to leave the house.
  • I'm So Goth ... : I barf black and wrote the Declaration of Instagoth
  • Blondes Or Red Heads: Red Heads...I love the fire crotch (even though I like it totally bare, like my head).
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: War is funner than sex. Try beating the crap out of your FTF (Friend That Fucks)and see how much of an orgasm you get. Another meaning of life is a quote by the Clown Prince of Crime (yes, Joker) Maddness is like an emergency exit...
  • E-Mail:
  • How Many Licks Would It Take To Get To The Center Of A Mojo: We're gonna' have to find out, aren't we?
  • Homepage:
  • Comments / Quotes:
      Too many to list...
      • "I am a hero hunter, I hunt heroes, haven't found any yet..."-Marshal Law
      • "I can't believe you got Jesus tattooed on you dick...That's so when I am boning some body, they'll say I had Jesus inside me..." -Doom Generation
      • "Yeah I pretty, but not as pretty as a couple of titties..."- Gary Oldman, True Romance
      • "...But I am a slut mother"- Honey Lauren, Men Cry Bullets
      • " my boom stick!"- Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
      • "Gimmi the seamen or you'll be screaming"- The Rhymer, Underground Comedy Movie

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