Fan of the Month

Mr. Penis *April 2000*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Mr. Penis
  • Nick Name(s): Dick, Cock, Willie, One Eyes Trouser Snake, Bald Man, Monkey, Chicken, John Thomas, Mr. Happy, Jimmy, etc.
  • DOB: That Faithful Day I SPRUNG *Bong* To Like..I Cant Remember When My Mind Was On OTHER THINGS ( o Y o )
  • Favorite Body Part: Need We Ask That... OK If You Must. My Favorite Body Part Is A Woman !!!
  • Sex: WELL DUH
  • Sexual Preference: Any Where... Any Hole... Any Time
  • Marital Status: Currently Attached To Nuts
  • Best Friend(s): As Long As Anyone Can Remember
  • What Happens To The Light When You Flip The Switch Off: A Crazy Pair Of NUTS
  • Favorite Color: PUSSY PINK
  • Favorite Character: ME
  • Do You Fantasize About BoB: (STANDS AT ATTENTION) OF COURSE
  • Name Three Of You're Best Character Traits: 8" , Always Alert, Once I Start Something I FINISH Her,errrrrr I MEAN IT, NO MATTER WHAT !!!
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: WHAT EVERY PENIS ALWAYS WANTS...
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Looks Up, He Brings Me Here Ever F*CKING Weekend
  • I'm So Goth ... : Im So Goth I Cum Cobwebs
  • Why Is Water Wet: Anytime Im Around Things Get Wet.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: Life Is Like A Dick, When It Gets HARD F*CK It
  • E-Mail:
  • If You Could Do Any Cast Member, Who Would It Be: MIDNIGHT INSANITY!!!
  • Homepage:
  • Comments / Quotes:
      UM EAT A DICK, TIMMY, Madonna, FLAMING BAGS OF SHIT, SEX, TWO ... And Everything Else Annoying That Can Be Said

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