Fan of the Month

Rhonda *January 2002*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Rhonda
  • Nick Name(s): The Ice Queen
  • DOB: 4/3/85
  • Sex: Yes, please
  • Sexual Preference: I'll have the best of both worlds
  • Marital Status: Ummmmm, no
  • Why Is The Sky Blue: To go with Bettie Page's eyes
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: I think for a year and a half now...
  • Favorite Color: Black and Red (and purple on Steve)
  • Favorite Character: Frankie!
  • Why Is A Person Who Plays The Piano Called A Pianist, But A Person Who Drives A Race Car Not Called A Racist: Somebody had too much time on their hands
  • Do You Fantasize About BoB: Hell, no
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: My very own Frank-N-Furter
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Yeah, my mom wishes she could go...
  • Why Do We Drive On Parkways And Park On Driveways: Ummmm, because
  • I'm So Goth ... : Ummm, I don't think so
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: Live every day as your last.
  • E-Mail: N/A
  • If You Had One Day Left On The Planet, And You Could Do Whatever You Wanted To, What Kind Of Cheeze Would You Eat: Cheddar
  • Homepage: N/A
  • Comments / Quotes:

    • "Love is like a punishment"
    • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
    • "I don't get mad, I just get even"
    • "Pauly Shore is the perfect man"
    • "Why do good girls always want bad boys"
    • "Don't gasp at the predictable
      A comforting lie can't last
      Pre-ordained checklist of this awkward love
      It's so sad"
    • "I'm not your carefree
      no sugarless
      like the gum on your shoe
      I'm not the ring 'round your finger
      Nor am I wrapped around you
      I'm not your shoestring
      Your rope-thing
      So don't tie me in a knot
      I'm not your asphalt
      With oil spots
      Don't use me as a parking lot"

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