Midnight Insanity -- Fan of the Month

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:

Name: Anthony

Nick Name(s): Leopard

If You Throw Your Cat Out The Car Window Does It Become Kitty Litter: Kitty glitter? They make that now? MEEEYOW!

DOB: dec 30, 1979

Sex: Ok Bill. I don’t swing that way but for you I’ll make an exception.

Sexual Preference: Kinky, dirty, nasty, and rough >=)~/~ Oh and I’m a sub. . . and straight.

Do You Need A Silencer To Shoot A Mime: Maybe. But if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around. . . and it kills a mime, does anyone care?

Marital Status: Leopard is currently un-collared

How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: A little over 3 years, off and on.

Favorite Color: Is Leopard print a color? If not, then . . . no! No if nots!! It is a color!! I deem it so!

How Do Blind People Know When They Are Done Wiping: When the seeing eye dog stops licking.

Favorite Character: Choda Boy

Do You Fantasize About BoB: Most rhetorical question ever.

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: To hit you baby, one more time. . . *shrug*

Do Your Parents Know You're Here: No my mom thinks I’m out doing drugs and raping cracks in the sidewalk.

I'm So Goth ... : Whozawhatsit?

What's The Meaning Of Life: If you’re such a scientific genius, don’t you think Heavenly Father has more planned for you?
    Who?
     You.
     . . . What?

E-Mail: bitemewhipme@yahoo.com

Homepage: http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html

How Can It Be Ass Hot As Hell One Day And Cold As Hell The Next: The same reason why "grits" defeats the laws of supply and demand by not being free.

Comments / Quotes: You’re excited?!?!?! Feel these nipples!!