Fan of the Month

Snarf *May 2003*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Dominic Grundmann Xavier Irizarry
  • Nick Name(s): Snarf, Dom, Gundom, Goat Cheese, Mr. Trenchcoat, Head-Scratchy Guy, Glam Mastah Trance, Queen of England, Defender of the Macaroni
  • DOB: 112.983M3
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?: Woolite. It's just that simple.
  • Sex: Yes please. Oh, what sex am I? I'm a male.
  • Sexual Preference: Often, with the female species. I am a male lesbian.
  • How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?: When they stop sounding like you're choking your cat.
  • Marital Status: Not married
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: *counts fingers* Long enough to sit down immediately after the pledge.
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?: Ever wonder why there's no Johnson & Johnson Jr's? They got it right the first time.
  • Favorite Color: Octarine
  • Favorite Character: The purple light. And becuase this question isn't on here, NO, I HAVE NEVER FANTSIZED ABOUT BOB.
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: Amelia Oburle and Rachel Leigh Cook.
  • Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?: because they want you to eat it before it becomes grouchy cream.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: A nice long vacation in Europe with two or three people
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Yeah. He still doesn't get why I go, though.
  • I'm So Goth ... : I'm so Goth I invented this question. And the internet.
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?: Because that's too easy. See, if you make planes out of cardboard, it's a viable tax cut and a way to help control the worlds population.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: The Meaning of Liff, you mean. That would be 42.
  • E-Mail: snarf42(at)juno(dot)com   (damnnable spambots...)
  • Homepage: OR
  • Comments / Quotes:
    • We are having some technical difficulties...
    • The Meaning of Bhudda is 5 tons of Flax
    • For Heaven to be a great place, it would have to be a fun place. This means the harps will hafta go!
    • Italy.
    • "...when I say impressive I mean painful, and when I say painful I mean like drinking poorly sun-aged vodka through your nose painful."
    • Ciao.

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