Snarf *May 2003*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Dominic Grundmann Xavier Irizarry
Snarf, Dom, Gundom, Goat Cheese, Mr. Trenchcoat, Head-Scratchy Guy, Glam Mastah Trance, Queen of England, Defender of the Macaroni
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?:
Woolite. It's just that simple.
Yes please. Oh, what sex am I? I'm a male.
Often, with the female species. I am a male lesbian.
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?:
When they stop sounding like you're choking your cat.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
*counts fingers* Long enough to sit down immediately after the pledge.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?:
Ever wonder why there's no Johnson & Johnson Jr's? They got it right the first time.
The purple light. And becuase this question isn't on here, NO, I HAVE NEVER FANTSIZED ABOUT BOB.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Amelia Oburle and Rachel Leigh Cook.
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?:
because they want you to eat it before it becomes grouchy cream.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
A nice long vacation in Europe with two or three people
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Yeah. He still doesn't get why I go, though.
I'm So Goth ... :
I'm so Goth I invented this question. And the internet.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?:
Because that's too easy. See, if you make planes out of cardboard, it's a viable tax cut and a way to help control the worlds population.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
The Meaning of Liff, you mean. That would be 42.
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Comments / Quotes:
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The Meaning of Bhudda is 5 tons of Flax
For Heaven to be a great place, it would have to be a fun place. This means the harps will hafta go!
"...when I say impressive I mean painful, and when I say painful I mean like drinking poorly sun-aged vodka through your nose painful."
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