Fag *July 2003*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?:
The color of his eyebrows
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?:
Yes all the time
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
My first time was October 99
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?:
They both mean you have no chance
Trannies, Janet, Brad, Frank,Columbia, Magenta
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
none of them
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?:
Because the counting and number gods choose how to pronounce it. But onety one would be funny
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
To be rich and famous
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
I'm So Goth ... :
Im not goth i just hang out with goths because they are nice accpting people.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?:
To mooch off of the people who help them and maybe help others as well.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To live on Earth and do stuff and have fun.
Comments / Quotes:
"Don't dream it be it"
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