Fan of the Month

Orgasmatron *September 2003*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Todd Culbertson
  • Nick Name(s): Freak, Fweak, Dork, Nerd, Jackass, Toby, Tard, Fucktard, Toad, Shroomy, Orgasmatron
  • DOB: August 20, 19&^%$#....(trails off incomprehensibly)
  • Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?: Because linguists are idiots.
  • Sex: Bill, are you trying to pick up on me?
  • Sexual Preference: Linear
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, why don't humanitarians eat humans?: They are hypocrites.
  • Marital Status: Non-paired
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: I started going to Rocky at the South Bay Galleria while in high school. I started attending MI about a year and a half ago.
  • Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?: We have very short attention spans.
  • Favorite Color: Vomit brown
  • Favorite Character: Which ever one gets naked first.
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: Little boys in viking suits
  • How many pieces in a box of frozen chicken belong to the same chicken?: square root of 2
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: To disprove the existence of odd perfect numbers.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: I'm always here (in the metaphysical sense.)
  • I'm So Goth ... : I spray painted my cat black. (But he keeps licking it off)
  • Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?: Because they are only "a part" of an actual domicile.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: Mmmmmm, one of my favorite cereals...
  • E-Mail:
  • Homepage: none
  • Comments / Quotes:
      Will do Math for food.

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