Orgasmatron *September 2003*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Todd Culbertson
Nick Name(s):
Freak, Fweak, Dork, Nerd, Jackass, Toby, Tard, Fucktard, Toad, Shroomy, Orgasmatron
DOB:
August 20, 19&^%$#....(trails off incomprehensibly)
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?:
Because linguists are idiots.
Sex:
Bill, are you trying to pick up on me?
Sexual Preference:
Linear
If vegetarians eat vegetables, why don't humanitarians eat humans?:
They are hypocrites.
Marital Status:
Non-paired
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
I started going to Rocky at the South Bay Galleria while in high school. I started attending MI about a year and a half ago.
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?:
We have very short attention spans.
Favorite Color:
Vomit brown
Favorite Character:
Which ever one gets naked first.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Little boys in viking suits
How many pieces in a box of frozen chicken belong to the same chicken?:
square root of 2
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
To disprove the existence of odd perfect numbers.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
I'm always here (in the metaphysical sense.)
I'm So Goth ... :
I spray painted my cat black. (But he keeps licking it off)
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?:
Because they are only "a part" of an actual domicile.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
Mmmmmm, one of my favorite cereals...
E-Mail:
Toadculbertson@hotmail.com
Homepage:
none
Comments / Quotes:
Will do Math for food.
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