Tarzan *January 2004*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Carlos Alberto Mattiaccio de Czech III
God, Satan, Tarzan, Morgan, Angel, Take your pick(s). Heck! Even make up your own if you want!
March 30th of 1983
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?:
Only naked. We aren't really supposed to know this, but those estates that we drive by and ask ourselves, "I wonder who lives there?" Well, now you know.
What kind of question is that!? Of course I want sex! Now, if it's asking where, it doesn't really matter to me. I'm a guy after all.
At the current juncture of time, straight. But, at times I tend to go after men. Sometimes.
How did a fool and his money GET together?:
Well, see the money was at this bar looking all sexy-like and some fool was looking to get some ass and that's where he saw the money in all it's glory, so he went up to talk to it and things just took off from there.
Um... ~checks ALL fingers for wedding bands of any kind. Looks up wedding certificates in his files~ Not yet.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
econd or third week of October in 2002.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?:
Purple! Green! Orange! Into George Bush! White! ...maybe Michael Jackson.
I have two favorites. Green and Blood red.
I would have to say um... the '&' character, 'cuz it's got those B-E-A-Utiful curves. Kinda like Frank... mmm... Frank...
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
I would have to say... Levi. He is the most attractive man I have ever met.
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?:
No. They have seeing-eye penguins! 13 of them! And they guide him around everywhere! Unfortunately, most blind eskimos ended up in water. We are still trying to rectify the problem. Please stand by for further progress.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
Sex every night. A 1954 Classic Corvette Convertible. Dance Dance Revolution. A more toned stomache. ...Pop Tarts. Yea, Pop Tarts.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
They are totally aware that I come to this event. Now, whether or not they know about my dressing habits and lingerie outfits or not is a totally different story all together.
I'm So Goth ... :
Well, good for you! I say everyone is entitled to be whatever they want. Except for clowns. Clowns are very scary people.
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?:
Open it here and if anyone asks, you opened it elsewhere. And try to make it sound as sincere as posible! If someone catches you in the process of opening it here instead of somewhere else, then act out one of two things: 1. Insanity, it is almost always a "Get Out of Jail Free" ticket. 2. Pretend like you don't know English, if you are convincing enough, they'll let the crime go, scot-free. ~smiles~
What's The Meaning Of Life:
Life | noun | The state of an organism characterized by certain processes or abilities that include metabolism, growth, reproduction and response. I have no freaking clue what the hell that means, but that's what the dictionary told me. I personally believe that there is no meaning. Life, to me, is all about developing relationships.
I don't have one. Never really interested me.
Comments / Quotes:
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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