Squeak *February 2004*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Noelle
Nick Name(s):
Nollie, squeak
DOB:
July 16th, 1985
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?:
Well, they are stupid and thought they made them look neat. Maybe they thought they would do more damage with a helmet on, more stuff to hit someone with.
Sex:
Last time I checked, I was a chick. *checks again* Yes, still am.
Sexual Preference:
Aside from the obvious of often, I guess, mostly straight.
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries??:
Someone decided C and D batteries are not good enough to not be single. Maybe the other batteries thought they were ugly or stupid. A betteries, then, must be really great, and all the other batteries want to fuck them, so they are never single. I think there used to be B batteries, but they were anti-social and didn't like any of the other batteries, so they moved far away and never write. Everyone eventually just forgot about them, which is just fine with them.
Marital Status:
I am currently taken. Yay!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
Just over a year.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?:
No, it would be called a run, as it would have to run a lot to avoid getting smooshed.
Favorite Color:
Red.
Favorite Character:
Frank and Magenta.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Mmmm... Maynard James Keenan. (Tool, APC).
Does a fish get cramps after eating?:
I don't know. I've never asked one. I will have to do that. When, I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Then your life will be complete, but only then.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
An end to the Spice Girls references and, no, wait, that's it.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Yes, but they have no clue what goes on.
I'm So Goth ... :
....my black is blacker than your black!
What's another word for thesaurus?:
That book that wants to be a dictionary, but isn't. Wait, that's more than one word. Oh well.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
42! Okay, so it's more the anwser to the question of life, the universe, and everything, but close enough.
E-Mail:
Tadpole716@aol.com (yes, aohell) or OrangeFireFaerie@yahoo.com .
Comments / Quotes:
- Meow?
- Sleep is overrated.
- Ask to see my tattoo (or hopefully in the future, tattoos). Yay!
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