Fan of the Month

Squeak *February 2004*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Noelle
  • Nick Name(s): Nollie, squeak
  • DOB: July 16th, 1985
  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?: Well, they are stupid and thought they made them look neat. Maybe they thought they would do more damage with a helmet on, more stuff to hit someone with.
  • Sex: Last time I checked, I was a chick. *checks again* Yes, still am.
  • Sexual Preference: Aside from the obvious of often, I guess, mostly straight.
  • Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries??: Someone decided C and D batteries are not good enough to not be single. Maybe the other batteries thought they were ugly or stupid. A betteries, then, must be really great, and all the other batteries want to fuck them, so they are never single. I think there used to be B batteries, but they were anti-social and didn't like any of the other batteries, so they moved far away and never write. Everyone eventually just forgot about them, which is just fine with them.
  • Marital Status: I am currently taken. Yay!
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: Just over a year.
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?: No, it would be called a run, as it would have to run a lot to avoid getting smooshed.
  • Favorite Color: Red.
  • Favorite Character: Frank and Magenta.
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: Mmmm... Maynard James Keenan. (Tool, APC).
  • Does a fish get cramps after eating?: I don't know. I've never asked one. I will have to do that. When, I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Then your life will be complete, but only then.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: An end to the Spice Girls references and, no, wait, that's it.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Yes, but they have no clue what goes on.
  • I'm So Goth ... : black is blacker than your black!
  • What's another word for thesaurus?: That book that wants to be a dictionary, but isn't. Wait, that's more than one word. Oh well.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: 42! Okay, so it's more the anwser to the question of life, the universe, and everything, but close enough.
  • E-Mail: (yes, aohell) or .
  • Comments / Quotes:
      - Meow?
      - Sleep is overrated.
      - Ask to see my tattoo (or hopefully in the future, tattoos). Yay!

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