Squeak *February 2004*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
July 16th, 1985
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?:
Well, they are stupid and thought they made them look neat. Maybe they thought they would do more damage with a helmet on, more stuff to hit someone with.
Last time I checked, I was a chick. *checks again* Yes, still am.
Aside from the obvious of often, I guess, mostly straight.
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries??:
Someone decided C and D batteries are not good enough to not be single. Maybe the other batteries thought they were ugly or stupid. A betteries, then, must be really great, and all the other batteries want to fuck them, so they are never single. I think there used to be B batteries, but they were anti-social and didn't like any of the other batteries, so they moved far away and never write. Everyone eventually just forgot about them, which is just fine with them.
I am currently taken. Yay!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
Just over a year.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?:
No, it would be called a run, as it would have to run a lot to avoid getting smooshed.
Frank and Magenta.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Mmmm... Maynard James Keenan. (Tool, APC).
Does a fish get cramps after eating?:
I don't know. I've never asked one. I will have to do that. When, I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Then your life will be complete, but only then.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
An end to the Spice Girls references and, no, wait, that's it.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Yes, but they have no clue what goes on.
I'm So Goth ... :
....my black is blacker than your black!
What's another word for thesaurus?:
That book that wants to be a dictionary, but isn't. Wait, that's more than one word. Oh well.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
42! Okay, so it's more the anwser to the question of life, the universe, and everything, but close enough.
Tadpole716@aol.com (yes, aohell) or OrangeFireFaerie@yahoo.com .
Comments / Quotes:
- Sleep is overrated.
- Ask to see my tattoo (or hopefully in the future, tattoos). Yay!
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