Professor *April 2004*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?:
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries?:
Well, it's a close family. A and B decided to be evil and eloped with each other to Tennesee. Now no one wants to aknowledge them.
Other (Multiple statuses)
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?:
Nah, it'd be called a bloody smear. Or, Modern Art.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Does a fish get cramps after eating?:
not really, those that do are the ones that get eaten quickly.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
A pet Demon.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
They will eventually
I'm So Goth ... :
I sneeze cobwebs.
What's another word for thesaurus?:
Writing for Dummies
What's The Meaning Of Life:
Having as much fun as is possible with as many people as you can find.
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