Fan of the Month

Professor *April 2004*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Scott
  • Nick Name(s): Professor
  • DOB: 06/13/1982
  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?: Beauracratic Redundancy
  • Sex: yes
  • Sexual Preference: Often
  • Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries?: Well, it's a close family. A and B decided to be evil and eloped with each other to Tennesee. Now no one wants to aknowledge them.
  • Marital Status: Other (Multiple statuses)
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: 6 months
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?: Nah, it'd be called a bloody smear. Or, Modern Art.
  • Favorite Color: Midnight Blue
  • Favorite Character: Frankenfurter
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: Myself
  • Does a fish get cramps after eating?: not really, those that do are the ones that get eaten quickly.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: A pet Demon.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: They will eventually
  • I'm So Goth ... : I sneeze cobwebs.
  • What's another word for thesaurus?: Writing for Dummies
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: Having as much fun as is possible with as many people as you can find.
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  • Homepage: you wish
  • Comments / Quotes: Gesundheit

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