Fan of the Month

Gutter Fairie
Gutter Fairie *May 2004*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Elizabeth Quintana
  • Nick Name(s): Liz,betty,gutter fairie,preschool poontang
  • DOB: 07/08/1988
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?: because they're aliens
  • Sex: Bill you know your too old for me.....female
  • Sexual Preference: depends on my mood;)
  • How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?: when they start sounding like someone snoring
  • Marital Status: single...:(
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: almost three years
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?: the placentas that the hospitals keep after the babies are born...they put it in a press and the oil comes out..
  • Favorite Color: purple
  • Favorite Character: colombia
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: About:BOB and becky...ooh and marty:P
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?: wow thats a good question...maybe then people wont get into plane accidents and we wont have anything to laugh at...?
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: i need a car and a license oh and a job..
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: of course i was the one that brought her here haha
  • I'm So Goth ... : i dont have to wear black..but im not even goth
  • Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?: so you know when to stop eating it
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: sex drugs and rock&roll
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  • Comments / Quotes: I feel honered to be on the fan of the month may 2004 ive worked hard for it. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

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