Midnight Insanity -- Fan of the Month

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:

Name: Sarah Chaffin (sister of former trannie Keturah Chaffin)

Nick Name(s): 5'10mofo,soorah,flockie,gwennabie,jailbait,guera,Boob and of course sissy.

DOB: 1-16-89 one day and 1 year younger then the cast!!

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?: thats a very good question.What a rip off!Thats it Im protesting.

Sex: Im all woman baby!except for my exeptionally large penis.(ask jessica)hahahhaa

Sexual Preference: well I preety much just like guys except for my obsession with Gwen Stefani but you know Im still young so I gotta keep the options open!

If You Could Do One Illegal Thing And Get Away With It, What Would You Do: hmm this is such a hard question I'd have to say.....steal everything I want!I.e clothes,food,a house,money.Id be set for life!

Marital Status: single..........anybody?

How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: well I first came after my moms wedding in 8th grade so 2 years.woo hoo!

If You Could Kidnap AnyOne Famous And Take Over There Life Who Would That Be?: do I even need to answer this?GWEN STEFANI !!!!!

Favorite Color: Rainbow:)

Favorite Character: Janet(I wanna play her sooo bad) but probaly columbia too she has been my true favorite since I was 4.

Who Do You Fantasize About?: wow,Gwen Stefani,Johnny depp,Napoleon Dynamite,Mr.Uribi(shakespere teacher at my school),Bowie,Brian slade,Ewan mc'gregor,basically everyone at MI,and a whole bundle more.......

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?: Seriously this is a question I have pondered maybe cause they have some secret congrigation that we dont know about like the stone cutters in the simpsons.And because maybe just maybe they close and we never know about it and they eat all the slurpees.those bastards.

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: Want:Ill tell you what I want what I really really want I wana uh I wanna Uh I wanna relly really really wanna zig a zag aaaaaa.yeah im preety much in love with the Spice Girls.But yeah I want money.Thats what I want,and defiently a Liger.

Do Your Parents Know You're Here: sometimes.....but my other sister joined cast at 14 they knew they had it coming.

I'm So Goth ... : I have no friends, my parents hate me and i love wearing black and slitting my wrists..PLEASE!!i dont think ive ever worn all black one day in my entire life...lets not get dramatic.but if it's your thing then high five!!!!

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?: Because you head looks like a potaetoe!!!!!!!!

What's The Meaning Of Life: the meaning of life is to be yourself and pursue your passion(no one can take your passion away) and eat as much ice cream as you can while doing it!!! and of course to ride unicycles.

E-Mail: Yerrahthesinger@yahoo.com

Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=1788944&Mytoken=20050129102903

Comments / Quotes:

"Go take a test ..TESS!!!!"
"dont worry be happy!"
"That popsicle stick bench really blows my mind...."
"wait oregan is above california?"
"YERRAH!!!"