Vlad *May 2005*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Vlad, RTM, The Russian, Commie, S.F.
Where Do the Words Go When You Erase Them?:
a billion of tiny chomp things from the Mario come and eat them.
male, although I do get mistaken for a chick once in a while. I think it's the hair.
straight, but I do have to admit, Furby is one sexy bastard.
Why Do We Park On Drive Ways And Drive On Park Ways?:
we do it just to confuse the living crap out of all the sane people in the world. Whahahaa! Sucks to your asthmar.
not. Way too young to end my free life.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
since Ol' Hallows Eve 2003
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?:
I blame those crazy Polacks, they are always looking for ways to screw people over.
crimson red is enchanting, and a dark green looks good on just about anything, but for some reason everything in the pile of stuff I get my clothes from is black.
Riff. The balding Britney Spears look is really hot.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
Pamela Lee and that band geek girl from American Pie in a "movie" together. (Plot optional)
No I'm Not A Cop, What Can I Get For Fifty Dollars?:
$50 can go a long way, but if I like you, you can keep the money and I will even pay for breakfast.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
a 1982 Corvette Stingray T-top (dark green) with a beautiful girl in the passenger seat. The sad thing is that the right girl will be harder to find than the car. (I'll get there eventually)
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
yeah, my mom once asked me when I would be back. I said "probably before you wake up." She gave me money for the ticket.
I'm So Goth ... :
some of the coolest people I've met are Goths. As long as you're not one of those whiny Emo kids....they make me sad for the rest of us.
Blondes Or Red Heads?:
no question about it. Red Heads!! Just something about them that I can't quite place. Plus the most gorgeous girl I know is a redhead.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
I still cant remember what it was...the colors once showed me the meaning of life, but then the little white rabbit in a top hat came and took it from me. I chased him until the walls started to move. So, if you want to know, ask the white rabbit in the hat. (If you find out tell me)
Comments / Quotes:
Despite everything I'm still a hopeless romantic. Guess I'll be looking for a while for a cute girl (preferably not on meds) who won't cheat. I know. I have high standards.
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