Fan of the Month

Vlad *May 2005*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Artem
  • Nick Name(s): Vlad, RTM, The Russian, Commie, S.F.
  • DOB: 04/05/87
  • Where Do the Words Go When You Erase Them?: a billion of tiny chomp things from the Mario come and eat them.
  • Sex: male, although I do get mistaken for a chick once in a while. I think it's the hair.
  • Sexual Preference: straight, but I do have to admit, Furby is one sexy bastard.
  • Why Do We Park On Drive Ways And Drive On Park Ways?: we do it just to confuse the living crap out of all the sane people in the world. Whahahaa! Sucks to your asthmar.
  • Marital Status: not. Way too young to end my free life.
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: since Ol' Hallows Eve 2003
  • Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?: I blame those crazy Polacks, they are always looking for ways to screw people over.
  • Favorite Color: crimson red is enchanting, and a dark green looks good on just about anything, but for some reason everything in the pile of stuff I get my clothes from is black.
  • Favorite Character: Riff. The balding Britney Spears look is really hot.
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: Pamela Lee and that band geek girl from American Pie in a "movie" together. (Plot optional)
  • No I'm Not A Cop, What Can I Get For Fifty Dollars?: $50 can go a long way, but if I like you, you can keep the money and I will even pay for breakfast.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: a 1982 Corvette Stingray T-top (dark green) with a beautiful girl in the passenger seat. The sad thing is that the right girl will be harder to find than the car. (I'll get there eventually)
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: yeah, my mom once asked me when I would be back. I said "probably before you wake up." She gave me money for the ticket.
  • I'm So Goth ... : some of the coolest people I've met are Goths. As long as you're not one of those whiny Emo kids....they make me sad for the rest of us.
  • Blondes Or Red Heads?: no question about it. Red Heads!! Just something about them that I can't quite place. Plus the most gorgeous girl I know is a redhead.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: I still cant remember what it was...the colors once showed me the meaning of life, but then the little white rabbit in a top hat came and took it from me. I chased him until the walls started to move. So, if you want to know, ask the white rabbit in the hat. (If you find out tell me)
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  • Comments / Quotes:
      Despite everything I'm still a hopeless romantic. Guess I'll be looking for a while for a cute girl (preferably not on meds) who won't cheat. I know. I have high standards.

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