Fan of the Month

Rubez *July 2005*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Ruby Marie Arringdale
  • Nick Name(s): Dooby, Random Ruby, Twat Twat, Rubio, Rubles, Rubez...
  • DOB: March 22, 1990
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?: Because that's how ya get the job done...CLEAN, quick and easy!
  • Sex: Damn, How'd ya know I wanted some? That obvious huh?
  • Sexual Preference: Bisexual...lovin' the ladies!
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?: Because that's what the neighboors of Rocky are for! You know...the one's with the big guns...and cows!
  • Marital Status: With my baby girl Sara!
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: For a little over a year...and not stopping anytime soon!
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?: Because language is very confuzzling, I say we all just run around in corsets and underwear...leading to giant orgies ^.^ That solves everything.
  • Favorite Color: Red, Purple, Black.
  • Favorite Character: Magenta!!! Sooo fuckable!
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: There's this one with Umpa Lumpa's...and purple one yet.
  • If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?: Satan's boner...Duh!
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: A rainbow midget...
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Uhhhh, most of the time...they never know what goes on though...
  • I'm So Goth ... : I sneeze spiderwebs. Ri-ight...
  • How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?: Because everybody...even deer, are attracted to shinny yellow signs!!!!
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: To dance around when it white T-shirts!!!
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  • Comments / Quotes:
      I know why hellium tanks are so heavy!!!! So they don't float away!!!!!!

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