Rubez *July 2005*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Ruby Marie Arringdale
Dooby, Random Ruby, Twat Twat, Rubio, Rubles, Rubez...
March 22, 1990
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?:
Because that's how ya get the job done...CLEAN, quick and easy!
Damn, How'd ya know I wanted some? That obvious huh?
Bisexual...lovin' the ladies!
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?:
Because that's what the neighboors of Rocky are for! You know...the one's with the big guns...and cows!
With my baby girl Sara!
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
For a little over a year...and not stopping anytime soon!
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?:
Because language is very confuzzling, I say we all just run around in corsets and underwear...leading to giant orgies ^.^ That solves everything.
Red, Purple, Black.
Magenta!!! Sooo fuckable!
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
There's this one with Umpa Lumpa's...and purple midgets...best one yet.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?:
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
A rainbow midget...
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Uhhhh, most of the time...they never know what goes on though...
I'm So Goth ... :
I sneeze spiderwebs. Ri-ight...
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?:
Because everybody...even deer, are attracted to shinny yellow signs!!!!
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To dance around when it rains...in white T-shirts!!!
Comments / Quotes:
I know why hellium tanks are so heavy!!!! So they don't float away!!!!!!
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