LEOS *August 2005*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Alexzander Charles Leos Reder
Nick Name(s):
LEOS
DOB:
12/31/85
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?:
if its a ninja turtle then it lost its armor poor ninja turtle
Sex:
Last time I checked I was a male
Sexual Preference:
Straight girls just bounce better
How did a fool and his money GET together?:
They met in an online chat room and the fool said "diz4m u R teh Hotti3" and the money said "dood Fool u want A bigger Pen15" and that's the end of that Chapter
Marital Status:
Single to the X-tream
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
3 years of Saturday nights that have been better than every other Saturday night before.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?:
ummm ... Burnt Sienna
Favorite Color:
I like Red and Blue
Favorite Character:
I like Columbia She tap-dances and is sparkly PS did u know my mom had a Columbia outfit shhh don't tell any one
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
My freshman English teacher she had a sexy librarian thing going
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?:
The old man behind the liquor store said that all the blind Eskimos are dead he also said he was Jesus but he smelled like mouthwash and poop I think the real Jesus would smell good like an ice-cream parlor
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
Sushi and a new Sword
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
I think they know but maybe not
I'm So Goth ... :
No your just an angsty nerd who wears black
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?:
Fight the power be a rebel and open it where ever you want they are just a bunch of fat cats who think they can control us band together friends and open your packages where ever you feel like it
What's The Meaning Of Life:
6 X 9 42 and if you take life to seriously you'll never make it out alive
E-Mail:
Seraphs_blade@hotmail.com
Homepage:
http://www.myspace.com/seraphsblade
Comments / Quotes:
As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish, he'd go away.
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