Fan of the Month

Beast *February 2006*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: John McCrocklin
  • Nick Name(s): Beast
  • DOB: July 3 1968
  • Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?: Because 100 monkeys wrote Hamlet
  • Sex: Yes Please!
  • Sexual Preference: Often
  • What do they use to ship Styrofoam?: A stamp
  • Marital Status: Take my ex wife Please
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: Since 1983
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?: He takes the snowplow home with him. (Oh wait, That's not funny Oh OK I've got one Ahh He hitches a ride on the leathery winged demon of the night. Yeah that's it.)
  • Favorite Color: Black and Red.
  • Favorite Character: Darth Vader. Oh did you mean a Rocky Character? Frank
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: The ultimate destruction of mankind, oh and Elvira
  • Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?: Because when you raise one you knock it down.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: All 5 of the Spice Girls, They look delicious!
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: They dont even know where they are.
  • I'm So Goth ... : I am?
  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?: They are holding its kids hostage so it does want they want. Come to think of it, Who in the Fuck are the THEY in all the THEY questions. I think if we find all those THEY eMeFers, and kill them, people WOULD'NT ask so many fucking questions.
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: 42
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  • Comments / Quotes:
      Is there a reason for everything that just happens in our lives, or is everything the reason that our lives just happen?

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