Beast *February 2006*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
July 3 1968
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?:
Because 100 monkeys wrote Hamlet
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?:
Take my ex wife Please
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?:
He takes the snowplow home with him. (Oh wait, That's not funny Oh OK I've got one Ahh He hitches a ride on the leathery winged demon of the night. Yeah that's it.)
Black and Red.
Darth Vader. Oh did you mean a Rocky Character? Frank
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
The ultimate destruction of mankind, oh and Elvira
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?:
Because when you raise one you knock it down.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
All 5 of the Spice Girls, They look delicious!
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
They dont even know where they are.
I'm So Goth ... :
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?:
They are holding its kids hostage so it does want they want. Come to think of it, Who in the Fuck are the THEY in all the THEY questions. I think if we find all those THEY eMeFers, and kill them, people WOULD'NT ask so many fucking questions.
What's The Meaning Of Life:
Comments / Quotes:
Is there a reason for everything that just happens in our lives, or is everything the reason that our lives just happen?
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