Fan of the Month

Sparky *January 2007*

Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
  • Name: Amanda Mellor
  • Nick Name(s): Sparky, That One Girl, Jan Brady
  • DOB: 4.16.88
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?: They positively drool over it.
  • Sex: XX
  • Sexual Preference: I dig the menfolk
  • Where do the ripples in the water go?: against the side of one of those huge lillypads that Victorian children would sit on and look bored.
  • Marital Status: I be single, however I have been traded for a goat...
  • How Long Have You Been An Audience Member: since Dec. 16th, 2005.- a grand day fo' sho'.
  • Why do we say something is out of whack?: To build dramatic tension- when will it be back 'in whack'? Only time will tell.
  • Favorite Color: puce...or black. Yeah, black works.
  • Favorite Character: the photographer OR the ever glorious dwarf lady.
  • Who Do You Fantasize About?: a farmer with the screaming power of Frank Black.
  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages?: Eh, it's a really crumby reason.
  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want: a Porsche made of crabcakes A ZIGGA ZIG AH.
  • Do Your Parents Know You're Here: Indeed, my dear mother got Rocky-ed out back in the day.
  • I'm So Goth ... : my name is embroidered on my cape.
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?: More jobs for mannequins!
  • What's The Meaning Of Life: DEATH!- as told to me in the sixth grade by an afterschool club leader.
  • E-Mail:
  • Homepage: my myspace died when I got a facebook
  • Comments / Quotes:
      "Nothing is true, everything is permitted." - William S. Burroughs

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