Sparky *January 2007*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Name:
Amanda Mellor
Nick Name(s):
Sparky, That One Girl, Jan Brady
DOB:
4.16.88
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?:
They positively drool over it.
Sex:
XX
Sexual Preference:
I dig the menfolk
Where do the ripples in the water go?:
against the side of one of those huge lillypads that Victorian children would sit on and look bored.
Marital Status:
I be single, however I have been traded for a goat...
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
since Dec. 16th, 2005.- a grand day fo' sho'.
Why do we say something is out of whack?:
To build dramatic tension- when will it be back 'in whack'? Only time will tell.
Favorite Color:
puce...or black. Yeah, black works.
Favorite Character:
the photographer OR the ever glorious dwarf lady.
Who Do You Fantasize About?:
a farmer with the screaming power of Frank Black.
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?:
Eh, it's a really crumby reason.
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
a Porsche made of crabcakes A ZIGGA ZIG AH.
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Indeed, my dear mother got Rocky-ed out back in the day.
I'm So Goth ... :
my name is embroidered on my cape.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?:
More jobs for mannequins!
What's The Meaning Of Life:
DEATH!- as told to me in the sixth grade by an afterschool club leader.
E-Mail:
mmmellor@yahoo.com
Homepage:
my myspace died when I got a facebook
Comments / Quotes:
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted." - William S. Burroughs
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