David *October 2002*
Audience Member Of The Month Questionaire:
Skimpy (prefered), Carrot Top, Q-tip, Justin
What Do Noises Taste Like:
I bet i could make a really funny joke by putting 'yes please' right here. Person with a penis.
Ummm women . . no men . . no women, a hell im greedy i'll take both
Hooked Up with one sexy lady
Why Is The Sky Blue:
The sky is blue now? Why did no one tell me this? This changes my whole outlook on life.
How Long Have You Been An Audience Member:
About a Year
Dark Blue or Black
Why Is A Person Who Plays The Piano Called A Pianist, But A Person Who Drives A Race Car Not Called A Racist:
Im not sure why, i will get my people on this to have it changed.
Do You Fantasize About BoB:
Too much. My doctor is telling me to cut back
Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want:
A good film doucmenting the life of a tapeworm
Do Your Parents Know You're Here:
Yes . . mabey . . . somethimes . . .ok no.
Why Do We Drive On Parkways And Park On Driveways:
Ohh, That's why my car keeps getting towed
I'm So Goth ... :
Black is become too light of a color for me
What's The Meaning Of Life:
To spin a big wheel with numbers and put little pegs in my car and get to retirement with lots of money
If You Had One Day Left On The Planet, And You Could Do Whatever You Wanted To, What Kind Of Cheeze Would You Eat:
It's the end of the world why not try them all.
Comments / Quotes:
"Most welcome, bondage, for thou art a way, I think, to liberty." -W. Shakespeare, Cymbeline V:iv
Dose the dog wag the tail, or dose the tail wag the dog?
You can not create an experience. You must undergo it.
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